🦝 "I Bake My Own Bread & Don’t Trust the Government" Sweatshirt 🥖

For bread lovers, bakers, and independent thinkers 😉—this ultra-soft crewneck sweatshirt is made for cozy days in the kitchen! Featuring a cute raccoon kneading fresh dough, this vintage-inspired design blends humor and homesteading pride.
🔥 Why You'll Love This Sweatshirt:
✔ Garment-Dyed Comfort – Lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage
✔ 100% Cotton Face Fleece – Super soft & breathable
✔ Relaxed Fit – Cozy, roomy, and perfect for layering
✔ 1x1 Rib Collar, Cuffs & Waistband – Classic and durable
✔ Rolled Forward Shoulder – Extra comfort and style
✔ Back Neck Patch & Twill Tape – High-quality details for longevity
🎨 Available Color:
🥖 Natural– A soft neutral that pairs effortlessly with any outfit
👩🍳 Perfect For:
Sourdough bread bakers
Cozy farmhouse vibes
Funny foodie gifts
Homesteaders & DIY kitchen lovers
Anyone who loves baking & questioning everything 😉
🛒 Snag yours now and stay warm while baking up something delicious!
Size & Fit Not sure what size to grab? Our shirts offer a true-to-size unisex fit with a relaxed feel. For a looser fit, we suggest sizing up one. Need help choosing? Reach out anytime! Email us at Info@desertrosedesigns.shop
Quick Size Tips:
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Women: Order your regular size for a relaxed fit t-shirt. Or size up one in tanks for a looser relaxed fit.
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Men: Fits true to size.
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Kids & Toddlers: Refer to individual size charts on product pages.
Care Instructions Keep your tee looking fresh:
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Machine wash cold, inside-out
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Avoid bleach or ironing directly on the design
Each shirt is hand-pressed with love in our studio. Taking a little extra care will keep your shirt bright and soft for years to come.
Fabric & Feel Our tees are made from a buttery-soft blend of ringspun cotton and polyester. Lightweight yet durable, they’re made for comfort, movement, and all the joy-filled moments in between.
Material Details:
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52% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton
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48% polyester
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Pre-shrunk
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Retail fit with tear-away tag
You’ll want to live in this tee—and that’s exactly the point!
Please note (some solid colors are 100% cotton)